Professor Slater: You, Goldilocks, drop the smirk. I know about your grungy tumble, and I’m sure it was the highlight of your diary but it was during the pit stop in something real.

Britta: You were the pit stop. He used you to numb the pain of not getting with me. Jeff needs a girl who doesn’t just not wear underwear because Oprah told her it would spice things up, he needs a girls who doesn’t wear underwear because she hasn’t done laundry in three weeks. He’s been to flavor country now. They should retire the table we did it on.